by DeadSid on Sat May 23, 2009 10:02 am
If you haven't seen or heard of technoviking yet, you have been missing out. I will now transcribe the glorious tale of technoviking to you to the best of my ability. After all... I am only human and technoviking is damn near a demi-god. As many of you know, technoviking made his appearance known to man during a parade in the year 2000 in Berlin, Germany. But, just recently his glory has caught fire on the internet and his word is spreading. The man has no bounds of skill, and his point has been said that it could kill Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Jesus at the same time. It even makes little gophers cringe.
As it is said, technoviking does not dance to the music, but the music dances to technoviking. This cannot be more true.
The history of technoviking is not well known, but according to some early technoviking scholars, they believe that he arrived on Earth in the early 1200's when a bunch of fisherman near Oslo, Norway found a bearded baby wearing combat boots on a rock near the shore. No one knew where he came from and there were no footprints coming or going from the rock he was found on.
The fishermen did not know what to do with this baby, so they brought him to the pub where he was raised on hardy beer and smoked Norwegian salmon.
The next 600 years or so are undocumented and some may believe that the acts done by technoviking have revolutionized the world, and others have gotten credit for his fame. It is also not known when technoviking left Norway to go on his global conquest of discrete domination.
Some of these events may include ending the bubonic plague, masking Hitler's death as a suicide, building of the Taj Mahal, discovering logarithms, the writing of Moby Dick, and starred in the first showing of the opera The Flying Dutchman.
Scholars do not know why technoviking has made himself publicly known now in the 21st century. But, one thing is here, and he is a force to be reckoned with.
ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!!
Now, if you dare, experience technoviking in all of his glory and splendor.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4[/youtube]
Don't wiz on the electic fence!
I also should know better than to leave myself logged in and leave.
