...Well, for the sake of the rest of the world, steal his car keys.
And as for the "he's only hurting himself, so it's okay"- obviously he IS hurting others, if his friend Neko Toast here is very concerned. He might not be ramming into them with jousting logs, but he is damaging friendships and causing at least one person worry. I think that counts as 'hurting others.'
...And lol@ Cheesus. She has damn good college stories... she's a great fire marshal, trust me... XD






