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15 Retarded Dungeons and Dragons Monsters

PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:20 am
by Spittin Wheelie
This had me laughing!
http://www.cracked.com/article_17455_15 ... sters.html

Some of those are pretty bad :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:29 pm
by sks
that's just awesome, my favorite is probably the gelatinous cube. Not blob, cube.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:51 am
by Aminar
Their article on real life superheroes is made of win.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:30 pm
by KORfan
sks wrote:that's just awesome, my favorite is probably the gelatinous cube. Not blob, cube.


Yeah, some of those were pretty lame.

Functionally, though, a gelatinous cube is a moving roadblock that can eat you. I suppose it could surprise you at a hallway intersection, but then this leads to the discussion of how it turns, or if it does in fact turn.

As it is, it was probably a joke based on the Knox blox snacks that were popular for mothers to make at home back in the 70's.

Porcupine cactus is basically a land mine. It's a threat until you recognize it.